dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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