So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I didn't notice because vodka
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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