I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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