RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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