summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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