Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think I sprained my soul last night
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i out mim tonsoeep
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