I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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