You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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