And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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