Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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