can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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