How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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