so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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