Where did you get a picture of my penis
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
