It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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