we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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