We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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