the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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