normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Small penises have feelings too.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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