Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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