that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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