what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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