Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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