Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
do nipples grow back?
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