try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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