ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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