No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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