She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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