Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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