Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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