its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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