she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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