Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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