I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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