Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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