i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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