I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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