i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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