Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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