yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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