Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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