Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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