she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I AM VODKA MAN
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize