No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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