I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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