We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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