I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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