How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i think i just naturally attract stoners
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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