What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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