Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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