I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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