What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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