So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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